Friday, August 27, 2010

Sup anons and femanons! This is about the fucking news!

Hello again, once again thanks to everyone! I'm going to try my best to not post stupid shit like fucking youtube personalities (eg. RayWilliamJohnson, ShaneDawson) I'll post quite intellectual things while making it readable and semi-short. Like that band you loved, then suddenly turned mainstream and turned to shit. :( I shall not be corrupted!

Alright, so we all know about faux and bullshit stories the news tries to sell to us. Aside from that crap, why the fuck do they have to scatter all their stories?! One second you are listening to a great courageous move by your local community service, the next story is about a merciless raper who's on his 20th rape streak and still on the loose. If you know about science, all the great knowledge that is passed around there from the internet, fellow universities and magazines. When do they ever talk about a new discovery in the cell never seen before on the news?

It's as if they WANT to make the scientist, the professor, or the intellectual look for the information. The same should be for everything else! The only real thing they differentiate is the sports, which they usually do later on in the broadcast. Have a whole section for all the murders, so people who want to read about that shit can do so at a certain time! Same goes for the politics, weather, announcements and local. Like 4chan or 7chan or 420chan, anyone who wants to go to /sci/ or /a/ or /jp/ or whatever, can do so without anything else. Sure you might come across some daily porn but that comes with going on those sites!

Otherwise, they only scatter that shit to tell you about certain stories they want you to read, and avoid the others. Fuck the news, FUCK THE NEWS. I'll end it with a quote by the great polymath of the world, Thomas Jefferson.

"Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper."


  1. I live in Canada, and we don't get Fox News on cable. Only stuff I've seen from Fox News are clips from The Daily Show, Colbert Report, CNN, and other news/news parody shows.

  2. fox news is're not missing much.

  3. Hey, I'm not complaining. I'm very glad we don't have Fox News here. There's a lot of dumbass conservatives here too, but they don't get all insane angry BECAUSE we don't have a network like Fox News. All our news networks are pretty calm. Actually, everything in Canada is pretty damn calm. I watch CNN all the time because your American politics and news is so much more entertaining. I hate Sarah Palin but I so badly want her to run for president in 2012 because it's fun to hear all the dumbass stuff she says.

  4. hahahah, I've been to Toronto and watched the TV for 2 weeks. It's pretty much the same as here in the US only no crime and not much drama. :)